Love with a little humor is good!
By Mark Flippo
A little smile a day can make your whole day better. It does mine and I hope it will do the same for you.
I had to become a better man to become a better father!
How do you talk to a turtle? Use the shell phone!
Why was the broom late for work. It over swept.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants. In case they get a hole in one.
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep. You rock et them.
Why did the boy eat his homework? His teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Roommate asks, How, can you read at night. Simple, I went to night school!
Did you hear a new solar powered car has been invented! Sure, if it hits a pedestrian, they get a suntan!
The mom told her daughter not to bring her Teddy Bear to lunch! "Why" the little girl asked. Mom's witty reply was your bear is already stuffed!
There was a terrible fight down at the buffet! Seriously! The fish got battered!
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Math is very important to God! In Genesis, He told them to go forth and multiply!
Smile Love Mark